Paragliders vs. Women :

paragliders can kill you quickly; a woman takes her time
paragliders don’t get mad if you ‘touch and go’
paragliders don’t object to a preflight inspection
paragliders come with manuals to explain their operation
paragliders have defined weight limitations
paragliders can be flown any time of the month
paragliders don’t come with in-laws
paragliders don’t care about how many other paragliders you have flown
paragliders don’t mind if you look at other paragliders
paragliders don’t mind if you buy magazines about them
paragliders don’t comment on your piloting skills, and
paragliders don’t make annoying whining noises unless you are spiraling towards the earth at an alarming rate.